![Hello buddies. So long time without coming here, but I’m back to town!
I definitely need to say something about this amazing film I have watched with my whole family in the release day! One more 3D experience! So, down with the bloody Red Queen!!
Some of the awesome quotes from Alice in Wonderland bellow:
The Red Queen: I need a pig here! [Live pig is slid under her feet] The Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small. The Red Queen: It’s tiny. It’s a pimple of a head.
Cheshire Cat: [suddenly appearing] [notices the marks on Alice’s arm] Cheshire Cat: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws. Alice Kingsley: [to herself] I’ve never stopped dreaming. Cheshire Cat: What did that to you? Alice Kingsley: Bander who… the bander… Cheshire Cat: The Bandersnatch? [suddenly appears behind Alice, she turns to face him] Cheshire Cat: Well, I’d better have a look. Alice Kingsley: What are you doing? Cheshire Cat: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy. Alice Kingsley: I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up. Cheshire Cat: At least let me bind it for you? [Alice holds out her arm and he wraps the wound with a piece of cloth] Cheshire Cat: What do you call yourself? Alice Kingsley: Alice. Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice? Alice Kingsley: There’s been some debate about that. Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics.
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? [Alice checks Hatter’s temperature] Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Blue Caterpillar: Who are you? Alice Kingsley: Absolem? Blue Caterpillar: You’re not Absolem. I’m Absolem. Stupid girl.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature? The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite. Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name? The Red Queen: Um. Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen’s mind. The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!
The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.
Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
The Red Queen: She’s slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. [picks up his hat] The Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am.
And the best one:
The Red Queen: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Enjoy! xxx](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2j2tcqi701qbu57ro1_500.jpg)
Hello buddies. So long time without coming here, but I’m back to town!
I definitely need to say something about this amazing film I have watched with my whole family in the release day! One more 3D experience! So, down with the bloody Red Queen!!
Some of the awesome quotes from Alice in Wonderland bellow:
The Red Queen: I need a pig here!
[Live pig is slid under her feet]
The Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It’s tiny. It’s a pimple of a head.
Cheshire Cat: [suddenly appearing]
[notices the marks on Alice’s arm]
Cheshire Cat: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.
Alice Kingsley: [to herself] I’ve never stopped dreaming.
Cheshire Cat: What did that to you?
Alice Kingsley: Bander who… the bander…
Cheshire Cat: The Bandersnatch?
[suddenly appears behind Alice, she turns to face him]
Cheshire Cat: Well, I’d better have a look.
Alice Kingsley: What are you doing?
Cheshire Cat: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy.
Alice Kingsley: I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.
Cheshire Cat: At least let me bind it for you?
[Alice holds out her arm and he wraps the wound with a piece of cloth]
Cheshire Cat: What do you call yourself?
Alice Kingsley: Alice.
Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?
Alice Kingsley: There’s been some debate about that.
Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics.
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter’s temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You’re not Absolem. I’m Absolem. Stupid girl.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?
The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name?
The Red Queen: Um.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen’s mind.
The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!
The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.
Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
The Red Queen: She’s slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
[picks up his hat]
The Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am.
And the best one:
The Red Queen: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Enjoy! xxx
